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WIT AND WISDOM FROM THE MILITARY MANUALS AND FLIGHT RECORDS
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| 9-23-06
| Anon
Posted on 09/23/2006 6:30:55 AM PDT by Pharmboy
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I just this the other day from an old buddy who did 25 in the Navy. Thought you folks would enjoy some of these...
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posted on
09/23/2006 6:30:56 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
To: Pharmboy
Thank you! I've seen this before but I ALWAYS laugh out loud!
To: Pharmboy; kstewskis; Victoria Delsoul; The Raven; Miss Marple; Molly Pitcher; Rivendell; ...
Fabulous... and ohhh so true!
To: A knight without armor
You're quite welcome. I had seen some of them before, but many were new to me. I like the one about not drawing fire because it irritates the people around you. Ha!
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posted on
09/23/2006 6:41:12 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(Every single day provides at least one new reason to hate the mainstream media...)
To: DollyCali; Guenevere
To: Pharmboy
"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF Ammo Troop
One of my favorites. Thanks for posting.
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posted on
09/23/2006 6:58:39 AM PDT
by
poobear
(Political Left, continually accusing their foes of what THEY themselves do every day.)
To: Pharmboy
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - David Hackworth The best thing I ever heard him say.
RIP
To: Pharmboy
To: MozartLover
To: Pharmboy
If you are short of everything but enemies, you are in a combat zone.
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posted on
09/23/2006 7:09:05 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(Ann Coulter: "I love Freepers!" Told to Freeper eeevil Conservative)
To: Pharmboy
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posted on
09/23/2006 7:09:29 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(Ann Coulter: "I love Freepers!" Told to Freeper eeevil Conservative)
To: Pharmboy
The point end goes in first
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posted on
09/23/2006 7:09:59 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(Ann Coulter: "I love Freepers!" Told to Freeper eeevil Conservative)
To: MNJohnnie
Thanks for your additions...excellent.
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posted on
09/23/2006 7:16:46 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(Every single day provides at least one new reason to hate the mainstream media...)
To: Pharmboy
Sign I had on wall of my Office at Minot AFB. Aircrews came by to pick up their Communication Kits.
IF TOO LOW TO EJECT DO THE FOLLOWING:
1. Loosen shoulder straps
2. Bend at Waist placing head between your Legs.
3. Kiss your Ass, Goodbye!
To: Pharmboy
-- "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay PLUS
No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
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posted on
09/23/2006 11:24:22 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The media and the democrats are the biggest supporters of the terrorists.)
To: Arrowhead1952
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posted on
09/23/2006 11:44:59 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(Every single day provides at least one new reason to hate the mainstream media...)
To: Pharmboy
We had several guard units from Texas deploy to the Mid East the past few years which had just passed several inspections. Not one was able to be self-sustaining in the combat areas.
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posted on
09/23/2006 11:53:03 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The media and the democrats are the biggest supporters of the terrorists.)
To: Pharmboy; aflaak
Funny. Thanks.
Several years ago I was talking to a former army pilot about a military jet crash that was all over the news. I meant to ask "What does the military do to the pilot when he crashes his plane?" but the question came out "What happens when you crash your plane?"
Without missing a beat, the old pilot said "The dirt comes inside the cockpit with you"
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posted on
09/23/2006 12:04:17 PM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Snakes can't be taught to walk.)
To: A knight without armor
I have tears, some of those were so funny.
To: Pharmboy; Aeronaut; Pukin Dog; onyx
Basic Flying Rules: "Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there."
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posted on
09/23/2006 12:32:31 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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