His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to Joe's Dad would'nt have to be responsible and save or be nice to Joe and Joe's Mom so that Joe's Dad could take care of himself; or if something happened, Joe and the rest of Joe's Dad's family would be willing and able to take care of him if he were unable to take care of himself.
Fixed it! Never underestimate what liberal policies have done to people's sense of personal responsibility and community.