10...9...8...
(countdown to the arrival of the militant anti-Creationists)
Never mind them, I'll do their work for them:
"The author of this piece is an idiot, with a diploma from a degree mill, who is such a fool, he probably couldn't even get a job teaching at Bob Jones."
I'm sure they will have some invective of their own, but that should give them a good start.
How utterly predictible. Yawn.