"$1,000,000 reward to the first evolutionist to get life to evolve from any sort of primordial soup in a reproducible fashion. Or shut up."
I'll take option two. I will become an evolutionist this afternoon - then I will shut up. I will email the bank account number into which to deposit the funds.
And thanks!
Wait. If I become an evolutionist, option two is not possible. Never mind...
lol