"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
Me? Dirty Davy Kidd
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Actually, I knew a guy named Dirty Dave once. I don't want to be anything like him. Hahahahaha