[PennsylvaniaMom]

My pat answer when they come to the door (few do now) is to say sorry can't talk right now my coven is meeting here in ten minutes and I got to finish preparing the blood sacrifice. I usually say such in a sort of detached manner while I stare intently at a space just above their heads.

I may have to try that one :)

[TChris]

My pat answer when they come to the door (few do now) is to say sorry can't talk right now my coven is meeting here in ten minutes and I got to finish preparing the blood sacrifice. I usually say such in a sort of detached manner while I stare intently at a space just above their heads.

I had a hilarious experience when I was a (Mormon) missionary in Arkansas.

My companion and I were bringing a lady to visit our church and she had questions about what our services would be like. We had a really good relationship with her, so we were joking that we'd probably be sacrificing a goat on that particular Sunday.

Imagine our backpedaling when we arrived at the church to see a goat tied to the rear bumper of someone's pickup! It took some fast talking and red faces to convince her that we were only joking with her.

(The goat was being sold by one of the members to another member.)