Smelled too much like a gerbil.
Well, it is possible, by now, he has been able to include guinea pigs in his acts.
"First you think, then worry, then you worry, and think...and pretty soon, before you know it, you are impudent." - Leslie Anne Warren, 'Victor, Victoria'
Claim: A celebrity makes a trip to the emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his rectum.
Status: False.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp