Come to think of it, I did once crash a wedding party near San Bernardino. I didn't plan on it. I was had a meeting with someone at a hotel and when we got done, we noticed a wedding reception in one of the big rooms. So I just entered it (for the refreshments, not the chicks) and loaded up on food and drinks. It was a Latin wedding so the folks there liked that an obvious gringo could speak their lingo so I guess they didn't mind that I was crashing them.
You crashed a Latino wedding in San Bernardino and didn't get Gangbangered to death?