What you're saying is the Judge sentencing her got a boner just looking at her and thought "Justice be damned! She's too doable to put in a prison. I'll give her house arrest and then maybe I can go check up on her 'status'."
Yep, the truth really makes me feel safe and respected.
No, not really. I didn't say anything of the kind. I have no idea why her sentence came out the way it did. I never gave it much thought, actually.