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To: sully777
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

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23 posted on 09/15/2006 5:23:08 AM PDT by Sax (You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
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To: Sax


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
102 posted on 09/15/2006 8:31:39 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Sax

That is one of my favorite Deep Thoughts.


217 posted on 09/15/2006 10:55:46 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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