[xarmydog]

Why does art rhyme with fart?

[GSlob]

"Why does art rhyme with fart?"
Some farts can be truly artistic: about 34 years ago one of my fellow students at Moscow university did manage to produce a long [20-25 sec] and extermely well modulated fart - it was an unmistakable opening of the soviet national anthem. Me and few other witnesses became dysfunctional from Homeric laughter.