and with Howard "K" Stern as her attorney, anticipate plenty of breast jokes in front of the Grand Jury. I quess things aren't going well for Howard on that satellite network.
You have to ask yourself....the 20 year-old son shows up at Mom's hospital after she gives birth...and the lawyer is there...so what was the meeting about? Junior...my bet...was going to have his allowance cut by a huge amount....and had known this for weeks. If you've been living quiet well for several years off $100k a year...and you've been told to get ready for a $20k allowance...he probably spent what he had left on drugs...and just died quietly in the chair. Its just another chapter in Anna Nicole's life...and its far from being over.
You do know that Howard Stern the shock jock is not the same person as Howard Stern the attorney, yes?
So really there won't actually be any hooter jokes. Just thought we should clear that up.