Seems that the nuclear holocaust is off to a slow start.
Think 2004 Democrat Convention:
"Go, nukes. I don't see anything happening. Go, nukes. Go, nukes. Go, nukes. Stand by, fallout. Keep coming, nukes. More nukes. Bring them. Nukes, nukes, nukes! More nukes. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No fallout. No fallout yet. No fallout. All right. Go, nukes. Go, nukes. We're getting more nukes. All nukes. All nukes should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more nukes. I want all nukes to go. Go, fallout. Go, fallout. Go, fallout. I want more nukes. What's happening to the balloons? We need more nukes. We need all of them coming down. Go, nukes. Nukes. What's happening nukes? There's not enough coming down. All nukes! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more nukes coming down. More nukes. More nukes."