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Penis-pump driver crashes into bus
The Register ^ | 12 September 2006 | Lester Haines

Posted on 09/12/2006 8:52:57 AM PDT by Fractal Trader

A Slovak driver who ignored a give way sign and crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from his car unconscious, half naked, and "with a vacuum pump on his penis", Channel 4 reports.

The unnamed 42-year-old was driving his old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice when the accident occurred. Police officer Peter Polak told Reuters: "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving: it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis."

Unsurprisingly, Polak added: "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."

The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries", the report concludes.


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61 posted on 09/15/2006 7:09:09 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Where are the anachronistic fossils? Where are the moderate creationists?)
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Quid - I had no idea you got a word named after yourself! Kudos!
62 posted on 09/15/2006 8:10:44 PM PDT by Hoplite
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On a roll tonight, aren't you?
63 posted on 09/15/2006 9:39:06 PM PDT by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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C'mon, this has to be humor. "Head injuries"!


64 posted on 09/15/2006 9:41:35 PM PDT by The Westerner
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Can you imagine being the guy who has to quality-check those vehicles? On his resumé he'd have to list his job as "Vibe Rater."


65 posted on 09/16/2006 4:11:55 AM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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