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Penis-pump driver crashes into bus
The Register ^ | 12 September 2006 | Lester Haines

Posted on 09/12/2006 8:52:57 AM PDT by Fractal Trader

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To: rzeznikj at stout

Yes, it seems like a Thread Jesters to me!


41 posted on 09/12/2006 11:51:28 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Fractal Trader; Millee

That kind of thing isn't my bag, Baby!

42 posted on 09/12/2006 4:11:36 PM PDT by JRios1968 (9-11, 5 years later...NEVER forget!)
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To: Miss Behave

PING


43 posted on 09/12/2006 4:11:59 PM PDT by JRios1968 (9-11, 5 years later...NEVER forget!)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; N3WBI3; MikefromOhio; FLAMING DEATH; Petronski; antiRepublicrat; ...


Thread Jester Ping

A low-volume pinglist dedicated for all the thread jesters out there--you know who you are...8^)

FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or MikefromOhio to be added or struck from the list...

44 posted on 09/12/2006 4:41:46 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: xsmommy
Now THATS a pump !

...and I would know a wee little bit about pumps.

45 posted on 09/12/2006 6:45:58 PM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: Fractal Trader

I hope he gets off.


46 posted on 09/12/2006 6:48:54 PM PDT by Pro-Bush (Wait your turn)
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To: Diggler

Nobody can top that line : )


47 posted on 09/12/2006 7:00:51 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; Irish_Thatcherite

" I'm about to head to class for the next couple hours."

Ping us when you have NO class.........................


48 posted on 09/12/2006 7:02:11 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
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To: freedumb2003
This was the perfect "Just Damn" article!

You're right -- I'm working on trying to piece together a bit more time, but it's not easy...

49 posted on 09/12/2006 7:28:11 PM PDT by mhking (I make my livin' on the evening news....)
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To: Fractal Trader

We have now identified a new lowest category of loser: Slovak, age 42, drives old Citroen, crashes said pissant French car into bus, found sans pants with penis pump doing it's pneumatic function. Number of spectators unknown, but when you hit a bus there's got to be a lot of 'em.


50 posted on 09/12/2006 8:30:14 PM PDT by xJones
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Irish_Thatcherite

I try to...

Of course, ask just about any girl on campus and they'll say I have no class...8^)

Even Scully.


51 posted on 09/13/2006 6:23:03 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout

How dee hell is my favorite college student doing?


52 posted on 09/13/2006 6:53:34 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
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To: Fractal Trader
"This ain't my bag, baby!
53 posted on 09/13/2006 7:11:59 PM PDT by TADSLOS (What this Jihad needs is MORE COWBELL!)
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To: windcliff

ping


54 posted on 09/13/2006 7:19:07 PM PDT by stylecouncilor
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Not bad. Exploiting the campus atmosphere...

Though yesterady brought some cheap laughs as about 40 pro-homos and an equal number of Christian fundies (not just devout Christians--but the kind that gets in your face and calls you a fornicator, whore, etc.) go at it in the Union plaza.

Then there's the campus newspaper. Although it's a sex-and beer-filled rag, it does provide a crossword and Sudoku to work on...

Not to mention that we have the local Qdoba willing to give us $8 of free food if we listen to some schmuck peddle crud...8^)


55 posted on 09/13/2006 8:38:27 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout

It all sounds about appros pos.

Hang in there.

SJB


56 posted on 09/13/2006 10:01:58 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Our troops will send all of the worlds terrorists to hell in a handbasket with no virgins!)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; stephenjohnbanker

You haven't mentioned Scully in a while!! ;)


57 posted on 09/14/2006 10:44:42 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: rzeznikj at stout
Though yesterady brought some cheap laughs as about 40 pro-homos and an equal number of Christian fundies (not just devout Christians--but the kind that gets in your face and calls you a fornicator, whore, etc.)

You'd wonder which side to take there! -:P

58 posted on 09/14/2006 10:46:00 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Fractal Trader
he had auto-sex

Who-da thunk they had a name for that.
59 posted on 09/15/2006 5:02:56 PM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: Fractal Trader
In other penis related news, there's this:

Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store

60 posted on 09/15/2006 5:17:57 PM PDT by csvset
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