Well, I pretty much knew your age but, judging from the fact you haven't yet graduated to a "geezer glide," I will stand by my statement. :-)
No ""geezer glides" for the old curmudgeon; I've never owned a bike with a windscreen/fairing of any kind. My first two bikes were Harleys; one a 45 and the other a 74 Hydra Glide. I had one other Harley; a 1200cc Sportster just prior to the SV650.
All the of rest have been foreign standard sport and dirt bikes.