Is it Colin or Colon? Mr. Willoughby's parents must have had a sick sense of humor or they wanted their son to be a proctologist!! On the other hand, Mr. Willoughby has to be a strange person to have retained his first name in LE.
http://blogs.newsobserver.com/wakepol/index.php?cat=229
Colon's parents made him a Jr. (Ouch!)
His first name is Clarence ... beats Colon, IMO.