A bartender is polishing shot glasses in an empty bar. The door opens and the bartender turns around to see a guy take a seat at the bar."What can I get for you, said the bartender." A Jax beer said the customer in a hairlipped voice. The bartender said, also in a hairlipped voice, sure, one Jax beer coming up.
The second person comes in the bar and says in a normal voice, I'd like a Jax beer. The bartender says , sure , one Jax coming up, in a normal voice.
The first customer, obviously in a slow burn, asks the bartender, "Were you mocking me?" The bartender said, "No, I was mocking him."
You had to be there.
re: your #169. "You had to be there." I think I was.
There was another one involving a cleaning lady. I think I'll ask my Dad. He has, or at least had a mind like a steel trap for jokes like that.