Posted on 09/08/2006 1:22:55 PM PDT by pnz1
Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog s#!t from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife.
Brad, you gotta get off a them drugs, son.
What if a 60 year old pederast wants to marry Maddox?
ROFLMAO!
I cannot see your "Gaydar" Do you have a link?
The reefer I can kinda understand.
But the chain smoking?THATS nasty and horribly unhealthy!
So I guess we're waiting until brothers and sisters and sons and mothers can marry?
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.
This really means that Pitt will dump Angie if she argues with him and hurts his feelings...
What a cop-out.
And always give them a heads-up before you jerk them out of something. You need to tell them, like, `You have three more minutes.'"
Does this apply to EVERYTHING at his house. Like playing in the toilet, climbing a bookshelf, running w/scissors, playing with knifes, etc.? The three minute thing just wouldn't work around here. He almost sounds like he has very little experience with young children or is not around them very often.
"who wants to be married is legally able"
Homo and poodle? Sister and brother? Who the Hell is he talking about? Everyone who wants to be married can be, but marriage is not about anything but a man and a woman. Anything else simply is not marriage.
Thanks for sharing, Brad. We'd rather you just continue living in sin.
This sounds like an excuse. I have given out more than my share of excuses, so I know what they sound like, and I can name this tune in three notes:
Brad bail out.
Look for one of those amicable Hollywood breakups soon.
Um. She became involved with a married man. I think she got what she deserved.
Gotcha!
Who cares if they marry anyway? I have no need of information from any Hollywood types. I don't live the way they do nor would I care to. I wish they would all just shut up and stick to making movies.
Brad Pitt and Warren Jeffs: The Odd Couple.
Maybe you need to get their name tatooed on your a$$ as well...
Oops, that didn't work for her, either...
So do the kids
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