Yeah, it's not some wizzy Wizard that does everything for ya... and all you need to know is which mouse button is which.
You need to be able to READ and follow directions... you need to know your way around a KEYBOARD.
Yeah, I'm thinking Squid-Cache was a little too much for you to chew on. ;-) That's fine. Have fun with your Windows toys.
I'm sure you'll get real far in life with your arrogance. Good luck with that.