To: ArGee; sully777; BJClinton
Did you hear about the guy who gave narcotics to seagulls?
He left no tern unstoned.
To: nuke rocketeer
What's the difference between a flounder and a lawyer?
One is a scum sucking bottom dweller.
The other one's a fish.
Shalom.
194 posted on
09/08/2006 12:34:23 PM PDT by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: nuke rocketeer
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.
Either a good start, or a Superfund site.
Take yer pick.
Shalom.
195 posted on
09/08/2006 12:35:15 PM PDT by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: nuke rocketeer
What has happened when you see a lawyer buried up to his neck in concrete?
Somebody ran out of concrete.
Shalom.
196 posted on
09/08/2006 12:35:50 PM PDT by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: nuke rocketeer
This engineer showed up at the pearly gates and, due to a clerical error, was redirected to hell.
A while later one of the angels noticed the error and brought it to G-d's attention. G-d placed a call to Satan. "Hey, Satan, I hear you got one of our engineers down there."
"Yeah, G-d, this is great. The guy's got the place air-conditioned, he's put in a waste disposal system to beat the band, and he's started putting in escalators on all the mountains."
"Well, there's been a mistake. You're going to have to send him up here."
"In your dreams, Big Guy. There's no way I'm letting you have this guy after all the good he's done down here."
"You ignorant little Imp. If you don't send him right up I'll sue you."
"Riiiiiiiiiight. And where are you gonna get a lawyer?"
Shalom.
197 posted on
09/08/2006 12:38:38 PM PDT by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: nuke rocketeer
Why haven't you ever heard of a lawyer being attacked by a shark?
Professional courtesy.
Shalom.
198 posted on
09/08/2006 12:39:24 PM PDT by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: nuke rocketeer; r-q-tek86
How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb.
That's the contractor's job.
Shalom.
199 posted on
09/08/2006 12:40:08 PM PDT by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
To: nuke rocketeer
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's a hardware problem.
Shalom.
200 posted on
09/08/2006 12:40:43 PM PDT by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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