How does a cucumber hold a hairbrush?
And what's holding up his towel?
And why does anybody care since a cucumber is just skin from top to bottom?
And what are cucumbers, pears, tomatoes, peaches, and asparaguses (asperagusses?, asperagi?, asperagae?, WHATEVER) doing cohabitating where children can see? Is this some sort of wierd effort to re-define the family?
And who said that communist tomato could decide how to redistribute the private property of the other flora in the building?
And what are all these fruits and vegetables doing singing silly songs instead of making me a salad?
Nevermind, Now I'm all hungry. Off to lunch.
Shalom.