[Khurkris]

...And then, mankind discovered....BEER!...

[tioga]

-then someone went and invented light beer and ruined everything.

[piasa]

I think Mankind had to discover boobs, sin, fire, hunting/gathering, fermented berries, fermented mare's milk and agriculture before beer. I think even the discovery of moose, cheese and showers preceded the momentous discovery of beer.

Maple flavored flapjack bunnies and beeber dams, on the other hand, are a more recent discovery, after which stuned beeber recipes abounded and somewhere, a deeply saddened Tom Daschle came into the picture. But maybe that didn't occur until hhe was brutally sporked by the axis of weasels.