[Ramius]

Well, its official. I gots bupkis.

Went out and checked... no ice on the street. Bare and dry. Yet I see the cameras out there just a few miles away showing 405 and 90 are sheer glaze ice. It's a skating rink out there.

Why me? Is this my fault?

[HairOfTheDog]

You've become a weather phenomenon.

[RosieCotton]

If we got an aerial shot, would there be a big clear spot around your house?

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