Heh!! You know what...I have actually been to Spamarama. More than once.
Ok, I've set you guys up here beside me on the couch. Got my sweats on. Got TTT EE cookies that OT gave me. Got a chicken breast set to boil. Got coffee in a carafe. Got a hugh pile of VW catalogs and repair manuals handy. Got my reading glasses and cell phone.
I'm set till Steve gets home.