[TalonDJ]

Yes, very bad. If I did not know all the words I might not have gotten some of the jokes.

[Corin Stormhands]

hmmmm....I'm not sure if I can find anything any better. That's from the soundtrack...

[TalonDJ]

Need some nano plot input. I need more online things people can do that big or stereotypical that can blow up in your face. I have:
Blogs (with data mining)
Forums (with flame wars)
IM: With internet romance turning to creepy stalker
Chatrooms: not sure what I will do here
Myspace? friendster?: no plan here yet
Online games: With the aliens that want to hire him and the others that want to kill him for winning.
Online gambling: With fake credit cards, a big win, and mob hitmen coming for him.
Ebay: With that thing that the wizard guild wants back
E-commerce websites: With the fake kungfu scroll he posted online (for paying members) that is a real scroll of lost arts.
And of course...
The scam email that turns out to be real and gets him into an international murder mystery subplot.

My current idea for the big twist ending is that he makes all the craziness work against each other, solves everything, And then swears off the internet completely....

Then the aliens send him a thank-you present of a holo-terminal to the galactic hypernet.