BTW, you mentioned your cat's dietary "choice" this weekend, and it reminded me of something. Apparently Sam at the trash bag out of the bathroom trash the other day.
Wife had emptied it and put in a new bag. When she came back the trash can was knocked over and there was just a small piece of plastic on the floor.
He seems to be okay, and I'm not lookin' for evidence.
Logan once ate a whole diaper (I really wanted to shoot him in disgust)
When he passed it, the little pieces still had little teddy bears printed on them :~)