And I say again...ninjas are sooooo last year.
And I don't have room for strippers, animatronic or otherwise.
Probably no naked people, either.
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But I have been trolling through the Dare Thread at the Nanowrimo site and making a list of crazy, wacky things that would be *perfect* for my characters. (ie, one of the peripheral characters is trying to convince people he's from Austrailia. His accent is really bad. No one buys it. I'm going to have him pretend to be stalked by a giant wombat. Or maybe he'll call every animal he sees a wombat. Anyway, wombats are on the dare thread.) Wanna compete to see who can use the ideas from there?
Just a thought. Makes it more like a buffet. Pick-n-choose.