- A (nearly?) naked person
- Guido
- pawn shop
- Hair
- ninja(s)
- animatronic strippers
Do the strippers have to be animatronic?
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Posted on 09/07/2006 10:11:42 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
Heh, I recall his ads when he plays a guitar. Just a plain-ol folks kinda guy. Yup. Suuuuure.
I figgered out how to deal with my stress problem.
Unfortunately it involves quitting my day job...
LOL - those were great, though I don't think it's the same dennismoore that OT is referring to.
Do the strippers have to be animatronic?
I thought we were giving up last year's list - which would include Guido and the pawn shop and ninjas.
And I'm afraid I have no place at all for animatronic strippers...
Me neither.
Happy Tuesday to all! Four weeks to go!
(to election day)
I haven't room for animatronic strippers either but that's what makes them a challenge. You just have to mention them or the equivalent in your universe. "Weird cousin Fred who had that thing about animatronic strippers". Or alter it to be "licentious robots" or whatever.
But we do need a new, fresh list.
I imagine it would be a hard job, but I also suspect it would be kinda fun!
I'm serious...I always thought being a personal assistant would be fun. Or a personal shopper. I was kinda the HH's personal shopper there for a while and it was a whole lotta fun!
That said, I wish I had a personal assistant to go out and read my gas meter...I gotta go under the trees and likely I'll run into a big brown garden orb spider...ugh.
Whew...got that safely done...
Now to start school.
See ya!
Not sure I do either. Course they might hang out with Vidalia and Viburnum the local horticulturalists...if'n ya know whut I mean.
My favorite new character name: Aimatta Loss.
That said, you know when you get spam mail and it's written in French that it's gonna be one of those days.
~sip~
[Cut back to Elaine at Mr. Pitt's. There are pairs of socks everywhere. Pitt has on the latest pair.]
PITT: It's good, but...
ELAINE: But what??
PITT: Ultimately I don't think they'll stay up.
ELAINE (pulling up Pitt's socks): No, no! They'll stay up!
PITT: For a while, yes, but not in the long run.
ELAINE: But that's why I got you the tighter ones! (Holds them up.)
PITT: Oh, forget about those! (Takes the socks from Elaine and throws them on the floor.) Why do you keep mentioning those?
ELAINE: What do you want!?
PITT: I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!!
(Elaine curls up into a fetal position.)
Doesn't the gas company have people that will do just that for you?
Yeah...but I don't trust 'em!
~sip~
Good morning everyone
Today will be a hard day for Ramius, and for Ruthy. She's flying out tonight. Please keep them in your prayers.
Sigh--the boiler guy just replaced the thermocouple on the boiler, then will try to figure out the air lock problem with the radiators. The water heater guys are on their way to replace the water heater--oh, the joys of home ownership.
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