[Gordongekko909]

"I know. The UN is horribly inefficient so I've been killing people to speed things up. Also, with each soul I take, my 'satche grows in power."

Battle Royale: Bolton's 'stache versus Chuck Norris's beard. Who will survive?

...and what will be left of them?

[lesser_satan]

Sorry, Mr. President. Anyway, I have a press conference soon, and it's just been reported that Joe Wilson has mutated into a half-man, half-badger.

ROTFLMAABO!!! A distant cousin of Manbearpig, I bet.