[Cagey]

TS, you have to dress like you're on vacation in The Hamptons if you don't want to be a hipster doofus.

[Larry Lucido]

"You sold my cabana wear? $225.00? That's what I'm worth to you?"

[MotleyGirl70]

His claim to shrikage -- like a weenie:

"I WAS IN THE OCEAN! I WAS IN THE OCEAN!"