They were trying to!
(around your neck) ;)
If you dare criticize the Baby Croc moment on some threads, you would think you were a gun-grabber or something.
As if we are trying to take away these noble Americans' inalienable right to hold their baby in one arm and to feed raw meat to a man-eating crocodile in the other.
"You'll take away my right to do this when you pry my dead baby from my cold dead fingers."
If they want to do that, fine. I am exercising my inalienable right to say it is stupid.