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Hawaiian Genius Invents Flatulence Deodorizer
The Free-Lance Star ^
| 9/3/06
Posted on 09/03/2006 9:39:17 AM PDT by meandog
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Wonder when his company will go public...I'm in for some shares!
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:39:19 AM PDT
by
meandog
To: meandog
Wow! An invention that doesn't stink!
To: socal_parrot
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:41:27 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: meandog
Conant is a military veteran who says the idea for the pad came from suits used to protect soldiers during chemical warfare. LOL!
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:42:25 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: meandog
Shouldn't this be in Wind Breaking News?
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:42:55 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Where did I leave my matches?)
To: meandog
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:43:58 AM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: Gaffer
To: meandog
Let me be the first...
Beans, beans, the muscial fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal!
To: meandog
Won't believe it until Michael Moore tests it.
To: meandog
Necessity is the mother of invention.
You really need this in Hawaii after a meal of Lau Lau, Kalua pig and poi. Korean food is very popular in Hawaii also, and being in a room full of people who ate it is like surviving a chemical warfare gas attack.
To: meandog
I am getting this for my son. He nearly wiped out an entire line with his self generating wind while standing at attention at OCS in Quantico. I guess you could say he is his own WMD......makes a mother proud (sarc)
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:45:34 AM PDT
by
Kimmers
To: meandog
I use this item except when travelling by commercial airline. It gets rid of any unwanted odors and distracts attention away from any bothersome sounds...
To: meandog
They already have a product for this.
It's called "Flatulante".
(Listeners of Bob and Tom will get this)
To: meandog
Does it take care of cat/dog flatulence?
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:52:23 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: meandog
Build a better fart trap, and the world will come knocking at your door.
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:52:59 AM PDT
by
cloud8
To: meandog
the invention of a flatulence noise muffler.
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:55:34 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: meandog
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posted on
09/03/2006 9:58:40 AM PDT
by
Gomez
To: Larry Lucido; RepoGirl
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posted on
09/03/2006 10:41:16 AM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: lesser_satan; RepoGirl
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posted on
09/03/2006 10:49:22 AM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
("There's no problem so big that government intervention can't make it worse.")
To: lesser_satan
I just remember the skit from In Living Color about a similar device that actually altered the smell "from the inside".
Best line, "Mmmmmmmmm. New car, Dave?"
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posted on
09/03/2006 1:05:37 PM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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