[Young Werther]

Maybe there was tomatoe juice in the cup!

[Rte66]

Is this like the reason for McD's changing their ice cream cups in the UK to save the hedgehogs?

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Mary Matalin has probably pulled James Carville's head out many times.
Nothing to see here, move along.

[MotleyGirl70]

The officer at the scene refused to get of his car.

Hey UB, do you think a Tosa or E.G. cop would've gotten out of the car? NOT!

They're too busy ticketing people for going 2 over the speed limit.

BTW, if you fart in the wrong direction, a Tosa cop will give you a ticket!