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The arresting officer said to the fruit-seller: "Don't make this any harder than it needs to be, just kumquat-ly."


98 posted on 09/01/2006 7:19:56 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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The cattle were all fast asleep, so we had to move them with a bulldozer.


99 posted on 09/01/2006 7:20:20 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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