It always used to amaze me to see Mel Tillis on TV. At first I thought that stutter was a gag - being that the show was Hee Haw and all.
Shalom.
5. Scrolls down rapidly to avoid having cheescake on the monitor when the boss walks up (or beefcake if certain female FReepers are on the thread - you know who you are).
4. Starts talking about beer at 10:30 am (7:30 Pacific)
3. Suddenly breaks out in a rendition of one of the "Silly Songs with Larry."
2. Tries to hide the tears streaming down his face from laughing so hard.
*** And the number 1 indication your co-worker is reading the OFST ***
1. He has coffee all over his keyboard.
Shalom.