[nuke rocketeer]

An univeristy student fell in love, and dropped out of school to marry her young love. She wrote to her parents to say that she had put the heart before the course.

[4yearlurker]

A blind man and his seeing-eye dog are waiting to cross a busy intersection. Suddenly the dog bolts out into the traffic and almost gets the blind guy killed. When they reach the other side the blind fellow reaches in his pocket for a Milk-bone to give it to his dog.

A passerby asks the blind man "why are you giving your dog a treat? He almost got you killed!"

The blind man replies " I want to see which end is his head so I can kick him in the ass."