If you own more than one digital camera,
You might be a nerd.
If you buy refills for your ballpoint pen,
You might be a nerd.
If you spent your vacation at a computer show and convention,
You might be a nerd.
If this was the most exciting vacation you’ve ever had,
You might be a nerd.
If you sometimes forget to leave work at quitting time,
You might be a nerd.
If your tie and socks match,
You might be a nerd.
If you understand your palm pilot better than you understand people,
You might be a nerd.
If you have a spare pair of horn-rimmed glasses,
You might be a nerd.
If you have more than one home computer and all of them work,
You might be a nerd.
If they are networked,
You might be a nerd.
If the network is wireless,
You might be a nerd.
If you ever spell check your "to do" list,
You might be a nerd.
If you enter the unrecognized words into the dictionary,
You might be a nerd.
If you sleep with a pocket calculator in your pajama pocket,
You might be a nerd.
If you save your brown paper lunch bag and reuse it,
You might be a nerd.
If you work for the government, an accounting firm, or a bank,
You might be a nerd.
You think accuracy is more important than speed,
You might be a nerd.
If you keep spare batteries for your flashlight,
You might be a nerd.
If you subscribe to a crossword puzzle magazine,
You might be a nerd.
If your favorite TV program is the Weather Channel,
You might be a nerd.
If you wear your work ID card at home,
You might be a nerd.
If you've programmed your security system to accept it,
You might be a nerd.
If you have any friends that are auditors, programmers, or embezzlers,
You might be a nerd.
If you always remember to floss when you brush,
You might be a nerd.
If you understand the metric system, quantum mechanics, and HTML,
You might be a nerd.
You have 25 electronic gadgets and actually know how to work them all,
You might be a nerd.
If all of their clocks are set,
You might be a nerd.
If all of their clocks are set to the same time,
You might be a nerd.
If you have a picture of your mother on your desk,
You might be a nerd.
If you are allergic to cats, plants, mold, dust, and latex,
You might be a nerd.
If you ever wear brown shoes with black pants,
You might be a nerd.
If your emergency supplies include a glare screen and a tiny screwdriver,
You might be a nerd.
If other nerds envy your taste in pocket protectors,
Might as well admit it, you're a nerd!
Shalom.
If you have stock options that are actually worth money,
You might be working for a nerd.
Shalom.