I guess. But those guys wouldn't announce it or declare it -- they'd just do it.
"This show has been lame farts for the past 20 years and I'm going to light the match!" host Jack Black vowed before he took the stage Thursday night for his opening sketch. Instead, Black continued a trend.
This year, the disturbing trend of normalcy continued. Shakira and Wyclef Jean performance a colorful but rote performance of her smash "Hips Don't Lie"; there were no profanity-filled acceptance speeches from impaired winners.