[FormerACLUmember]

Heartfelt warning to Lance:

You beat metastatic testicular cancer, but you might not survive the public health hazard known as Paris Hilton. She appears to a major disease vector!

[Heyworth]

Now, now. Don't be a hater. She claims to have only had sex with two men, both to whom she was engaged at the time. She also claims that's she going to remain celibate for a year (I guess even if she gets engaged) and that her new album is so good it makes her cry.

Does anyone not believe her?