Posted on 08/31/2006 9:41:32 AM PDT by Perdogg
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"Apparently Paris feels one can never be overdressed. :-)
Is this the way she usually dresses or is that picture taken from a porno movie.
Corollary to Rule #2 - You break it, you bought it!
did someone tell her she's wearing her underwear to a party?
Best wishes for the happy couple.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
2006 -- PARIS Hilton's career as a pop star is fizzling as quickly as one of her blink-and-you'll-miss-it relationships.
In its first week out of the gate, Hilton's first CD is being widely seen as a certified flop. "Paris," which features the single "Stars Are Blind," sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in the United States - a pittance compared to Christina Aguilera's first-week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan. And projected sales for next week are said to be a measly 30,000, which is a larger than normal second week drop.
"Paris" is languishing at the bottom of Billboard's Hot 100 - so Hilton's label rushed out her second single, "Turn It Up," which isn't doing very well either. "The international outlook is not much better for her," one industry source told Page Six. "The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can't back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can't sing live." The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but "obviously she didn't listen."
Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, said, "To me, [the album] sounds huge. For a newcomer, this is incredibly impressive." Meanwhile, Hilton's reputation as a dirty girl put one of her former sex partners on edge after they'd been to bed together.
Elijah Blue Allman, the hunky son of Cher and Gregg Allman, boasted to Howard Stern the other day that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous - but he got nervous right afterward that he might have picked up a sexually transmitted disease from her. Allman says he was so worried, he raced downstairs and grabbed a household cleaning product to pour over his private parts and "disinfect" them.
While Stern flipped over the tawdry tale, aired over his Sirius Satellite Radio raunchfest show, Hilton wasn't thrilled with the disclosure. "She's not happy about it," said a source, despite the fact Allman tried to lessen the low blow by noting she was a "sweet girl" nonetheless.
Go girl! It isn't the size of the hammer, but how well you nail with it. ;) Though, I probably wouldn't use a ball peen hammer to finish my deck. LOL!
i predicted as much....
You think you're funny.
I don't even have a phone like that.
What's with the duct tape on the left hand middle finger?
i was wondering that too, first i thought it was a ring, but i don't think it is.
You don't wanna know.
But I did say that if somebody who would know me from other circles were to stumble across that picture, they might be offended, so it might be best to withdraw it. It's up to martin_.
and i love the formality with which you address marteen, by including the _ Do you know that i just recently discovered that if you omit the _ from his name it will be put in automatically? lo these many years of typing the _ !
I thought _ was his middle name!
I'd screw it - the deck that is. ;-/
I think the black-and-white photo does not do justice to how lovely his dress was.
the fact that the pic is so dated does give some indication of his advanced age.....
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