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NY Post ^ | 08.31.6 | Paul Froelich

[xsmommy]

and i guess he thinks that because he caught it before anyone jumped on it, that he's in the clear...?

[Charles Henrickson]

Not a big shock.

Thanks, TheBigB. See if I give Princess Madde your phone number next time I'm in Sweden.

[TheBigB]

Good thing none of us are so low-class as to repeat it or anything.

[TheBigB]

Ack! I KNEW you'd say that!! I take it back!!

[xsmommy]

just like a bad game of TELEPHONE gone awry, you know this is being whispered and chortled about behind the scenes from east to west....

[Charles Henrickson]

and i guess he thinks that because he caught it before anyone jumped on it, that he's in the clear...?

Well, yes, basically, that was the idea. . . .

[xsmommy]

if i had to bet cash money, i would say that marteen is undoubtedly whipping up a graphic of you, as Bob Ross, wearing a dress, even as we speak....

[TheBigB]

Is "chortling" the same as "chuckling"? I assume it's more manly than "giggling."

What about "guffawing?" :)

[xsmommy]

if i know you, you're....tittering...

[TheBigB]

No, just snickering. :)

[xsmommy]

i see.....

[TheBigB]

What is WITH that hair??

[Charles Henrickson]

if i had to bet cash money, i would say that marteen is undoubtedly whipping up a graphic of you, as Bob Ross, wearing a dress, even as we speak....

I'll beat him to the punch then. This is what I ACTUALLY look like:

And I'm 6'3", The "Big"B, so don't try any funny business.

[xsmommy]

you are a very handsome man, even with the taffeta skirt that you are wearing on your lower half : )

[xsmommy]

i have no clue but it is not remotely flattering.

[TheBigB]

even with the taffeta skirt that you are wearing on your lower half : )

You must have a MUCH bigger monitor than me. :-)

[TheBigB]

Nice pic, but why so glum-lookin', dude? In the last pics of me that xsmom saw, I was grinning from ear to ear (and she knows why) ;-)

[Xenalyte]

You know we're never gonna let you forget that, right?

[Charles Henrickson]

And I've got a sabre, and I know how to rattle it:

Notice, btw, The"Big"B, how I TOWER over that other guy.

[Xenalyte]

Coolio borrowed it to her for the photo shoot.