I don't have any :( cause my hubby is allergic to cats. I get to play with my landlord's cats though. Jerry and Daisy. Two somewhat dysfunctional animals.
Dysfunctional and cat are pretty much associated terms. Cats are neurotic, paranoid, schitzophrenic animals. But when they really love you they can be the most affectionate ones around. It's a rather exciting dicotomy IMO.