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Statements not likely heard on COPS (Vanity)
8/29/2006
| Greywolf
Posted on 08/29/2006 4:49:17 PM PDT by GreyWolf
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To: ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY
How about
"Yes, Officer, I specifically came to this neighborhood in my brand new BMW to buy drugs for my crack party."
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posted on
08/29/2006 5:10:32 PM PDT
by
GreyWolf
(My $.02)
To: Responsibility2nd
And I better not catch them acting that way either. LOL.
It amazes me that a person can be in a cops face, argue and argue and push and shove...and then have the nerve to look surprised when they get slammed upside a cruiser. It's not rocket science.
Heck, it's not even first grade science.
To: irishtenor
Officer: Your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking?
Bubba: Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
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posted on
08/29/2006 5:14:06 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: mountn man
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posted on
08/29/2006 5:15:38 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(We survived Clinton in the 80s... we can survive her even when her husband is gone.)
To: GreyWolf
Don't mean to hijack the thread but my favorite litany that you do hear is: (White guy, no shirt, few teeth) You Effing B!tch, I'm gonna kill you!" Then "Oh baby I love you so much I'm so sorry" Then when that doesn't keep him out of jail, " You effing b!tch, I'm gonna kill you!" Ah scenes from my former marriage! LOL!
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posted on
08/29/2006 9:28:26 PM PDT
by
BruceysMom
(I'm hot & not in a good way: menopause ain't for sissies)
To: GreyWolf
One thing that has always bothered me about these shows is how often the police point their weapons at an idiot in a car, and then proceed to let him drive away and get in a chase.
Note to police: Whatever it takes, stop them.
Another line you'll never hear on cops:
I borrowed this car to go to work to feed all those kids you see.
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posted on
08/29/2006 9:36:48 PM PDT
by
lawnguy
(Give me some of your tots!!!)
To: GreyWolf
"I never touched her, officer"
Oh wait.... We hear that one every time.
Never mind.
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posted on
08/29/2006 9:40:47 PM PDT
by
Bullish
( The pig headed monkeys of Islam can kiss my grits!)
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