My cat will sit on me as I'm just about ready to get up to do something.
I've listened to theologians describe the difference between cats and dogs.
When a dog sees you, he thinks, "Man, this guy feeds me, houses me, cares for me and loves me,.. Man! This guy must be God!".
The cat thinks, "Man, this guy feeds me, houses me, cares for me and loves me,.. Man! I must be God!".