Good morning everyone.
Today is National Techie Day!!!!!!
How Much Can You Give?
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US
Interstate 95 south, just outside of Washington DC.
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened? What's the hold up?"
The pedestrian says, "Terrorists have kidnapped
Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton
and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and
set them on fire. We are going from car to car,
taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."