[Gordongekko909]

You can start now, and I probably know more than you do. I've been dishing them out and taking them on FR ever since I came out of the closet and admitted my law-studentness.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Here's one:

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.

"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"