Those are just sooooo bad!!
Billy Bob and Rufus worked together in a Kentucky clothing factory and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Billy Bob said "Panty Sticher. I sew elastic into waistbands of ladies panties."
The clerk looked up "Panty Stitcher" and put down that it was unskilled labor. She signed him up for $300 per week in unemployment pay.
She asked Rufus his occupation and he said "Diesel Fitter", which was listed as skilled labor. She signed him up for $600 per week in unemployment pay.
When Billy Bob found out he was furious. He stormed back in to the office to find out why his co-worker got twice as much money as he did.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled, and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" yelled Billy Bob. "I sew the elastic on the panties and Rufus puts them over his head and says, Diesel Fitter."
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