Don't forget. You started this!
A primary school teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put her hand up and said, "My family went to my gradfather's farm and saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate", not fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see the new Harry Potter film and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "Fascinate."
Littly Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried...
Trolls are always goblin their food too quickly.
Fairy-nuff, but someone should tell them it's bad for their elf.
I asked for a pitcher full of beer....
So he brought me a drunk baseball player
Why was the Zombie surprised when his ghoulfiend showed up for their date at 11pm?
He didn't ex-spectre until midnight.