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To: ArGee

319 posted on 08/25/2006 1:12:12 PM PDT by Lucky9teen ( If you can't, you must. If you must, you can.)

To: Lucky9teen

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

How is a virgin like a balloon?

One prick and they're gone.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

Shalom.

321 posted on 08/25/2006 1:14:07 PM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)

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